Breaking The News: Sydney

By our special envoy from Sydney, Australia:







The beautiful capital of Sydney was the first British colony in Australia, established in 1788 by Arthur Philip, the leader of the first fleet from Britain. Sydney suffered a massive firestarting campaign yesterday afternoon.
This is an aerial view of the Harbour City:






In a brief press conference, police chief declared: "We had our weekly police strike day, but we can guarantee that our intelligence services are working hard to find out the author of this shameful attack!"
Here's the scientific method that Sydneysiders specialist are using to discover the bomber's identity:








In the meanwhile, the elected Lord Mayor of Sydney has decided to hire new specialists to give more power and efficiency to the city police force.